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1625Y00F06taurus16Y00C3Y00J1NHidden Section Is Active!
2420Y00F06taurus24Y00C4NJude + Melee
0829Y00F05prime08Y00C1Y00C1Y00J0N
0801NJ: So it wasn't well hidden was it?
0801NM: Yes it took me ages to find it
0801NJ: Really?
0801NM: What?
0806Y00C5N
0801NJUDE IGNORES MELEE
0806Y00C1N
0801NJ: So now that we've got a hidden section what special treat can we put in it
0801N for all those special readers?
0801NM: We have some spare naked baby clipart
0801NJ: Oh yes... I see it now
0806Y00C5N
0801NJUDE LOOKS
0806Y00C1N
0801NJ: I know what would be a fab idea?
0801NM: What
0801NJ: We could reveal the true identity of Fat Slaphead!
0806Y00C5N
0801NMELEE STARES AT JUDE QUIETLY
0806Y00C1N
0801NM: Why who is he - surely someone as crazy and fictional as him could never
0801N exist
0801NJ: Oh but he does....
0801N he does
0801NM: Please reveal to me. Tell me, tell me now!
0806Y00C5N
0801NJUDE WISPERS TO MELEE IN HIS EAR'S HOLE
0806Y00C1N
0806Y03C2NJ: Pssssst... pssst
0806Y00C1NM: Have you wet yourself
0801NJ: It's okay I have absorbant wrist-mat for my aching typing wrist
0801N
0806Y00C5NJUDE ACHES. HE ACHES SO HARD HE HURLS
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0801NJ: Well we didn't tell the readers that secret
0801NM: We could tell them how long it took to make the magazine
0801NJ: Why don't we just tell them the hack that puts on the hardcore porn
0801N section
0801NM: NO! We couldn't ------ could we?
0801NJ: No Your right
0801NM: Oh go on I want to see it
0801NJ: You'll go blind
0801NM: That's what my mum said
0801NJ: Yes but you could have had your eye out with that thing
0801N
0806Y00C5NJUDE POINTS
0806Y00C1N
0801NM: We could be like Lionel Blair and give them a clue
0801NJ: Isn't that give us a clue
0801NM: Yes but we're not
0801NJ: Continue....
0801NM: What I'm stuck now
0801NJ: Oh let me help you
0801NM: Thankyou
0806Y00C5N
0801NJUDE BRUSHES MELEE ASIDE AND HE FALLS INTO A SPASM
0806Y00C1N
0801NM: I could with a shot of the old Grouse now
0801NJ: And a nice packet of prawns in their cock-tails?
0801NM: Why yes just like my friend
0801NJ: Who? I thought you said I was your only friend
0801NM: My other friend
0801NJ: Can't we all be friends
0801NM: That's not a good idea
0806Y03C5N
0801NJUDE SOBS INTO HIS WRIST SUPPORT AND MELEE TOO BREAKS DOWN, NO LONGER
0801NSUPPORTED BY HIS FEET-WHEELS
0825Y00F11microknight08Y05C1N
0806Y00C6NIt seems a sad way to leave them in their adventure, but leave them we must,
0801Nfor there is no longer a tale to tell, at least no longer on this particular
0801Noccassion, lest we not forget the travisty that was issue one:unborn. So the
0801Nsaga is over, the battle won... or lost and there is much rejoicing to be
0801Ndone, stay firm, stay able, stay ready... stay cool, stay steady, keep mum.
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